The Zombie Translator
“Speech is the mirror of the soul; as a man speaks, so is
he.” - Publilius Syrus
Pro Tip: If you are new to Zombie Speech
or your post-death brain has forgotten some of it's English
try the "Get Example Phase" buttons.
Top zombie linguists are working around the clock, unlocking the secrets of exciting and profound zombie language.
New linguistic knowledge is programmed into the zombie translation algorithms as it is discovered.
The last significant improvements to zombie translator were made March 3rd, 2014.